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therealbeachfox:

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I’m sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I’ve written about this before. I’m not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

Keep reading

you want to read this

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hibiscus-percy:

“Don’t forget all that the Titan took from you.”

Every time I see the family portrait, I literally have to look away because I will start crying and shaking

socialistexan:

pseudonymjones:

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this stupid dream I had

To all the people in the notes talking about how “oh Apollo better not get his hands on this one and make this real”

These kinds of laws did/do exist already in a way, they’re called anti-crossdressing laws. These laws say you must be wearing a certain amount of clothing items “intended” for your assigned birth sex, usually around 3 minimum. Keeping in a lot mind these were written when women couldn’t wear pants.

These laws were the things used to target trans and GNC people which may have led to the Stonewall Riots, as police forced out most of the gender conforming gay people and kept in GNC and trans people to be inspected.

They currently either aren’t enforceable (due to federal privacy laws superceding them) or simply aren’t enforced, but they are still on the books (which means they can become enforable) in some places, though it is currently hard to find a list. New York’s law was only repealed in 2021.

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beggars-opera:

posttexasstressdisorder:

7-en:

Originally posted by bgkimagestorage-blog

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schreibfederlaerm:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it’s unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve seen today. why? well.

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now important context here: in German, die (pronounced ‘dee’) is just a feminine article, it literally means “the”.

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but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn’t use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think “they want me to die how?” it keeps getting funnier.

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I mean, holy shit

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i will use these as reaction images until i die

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escuerzoresucitado:

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porcelain-rob0t:

shrimposter:

porcelain-rob0t:

porcelain-rob0t:

miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

you cannot be a “tortured artist” if you are ultrawealthy, true tortured artists live paycheck to paycheck at a garbage job they hate

The only things shes torturing are retail workers and the environment

its true, im a victim of taylor swift, my store’s radio is infected by her

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gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

bat-demon:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember, if you haven’t felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Thank you for appreciating my image cropping

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estobrotvpodcast:

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queeranarchism:

lv1rose:

queeranarchism:

A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we’re all sharing overcrowded shelters, you’re gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

You know what, I got a whole bunch of fabric / old clothes at home and no idea what to do with it. I might just learn how to do this too

Then you might be interested in a database with hundreds of free plushie sewing patterns of just about any animal, as well as dinosaurs, pokemon, etc:
https://craftresource.fandom.com/wiki/Plushie_Sewing_Patterns

& If that’s a little overwhelming, here’s some easy beginners plushies:
- Manta Ray https://cholyknight.com/2021/05/14/manta-ray-plush/
- Whale https://craftresource.fandom.com/wiki/Whale_Plushie_Sewing_Pattern_(Lacey)
- Simple dino: https://welivedhappilyeverafter.com/diy-long-neck-dino/

and a little more chalenging but my personal favorite:
- totally not that one shark from a Swedish furniture chain store that everyone loves: https://freesewing.org/docs/designs/hi

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pitafish:

beggars-opera:

Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious

Come to Kenya, we’ve got lions!

I like it when the red water comes out…

But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

I can count all the way to schfifty-five!

Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.

We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

Other (put in tags)

Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish

I’m gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don’t remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there’s some strong examples of dark and/or “lolz teh random” humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

“Rejected” by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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sleepy-bebby:

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thegreenhalf:

They’re going crazy on LinkedIn

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dancing-coyote:

Tumblr: *enables PVP*

The entire userbase:

imitation-lobster-meat:

beesmygod:

riddlesinthedork:

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it’s walterberry.

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